The Ma Dictionary 笑话大王

"IT' A GUY THING" Tra lated: "There i o rational thought atter co ected with it, and you have o chance at all of making it logical." "CA I HEL WITH DI ER?" Tra lated: "Why i 't it already o the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Tra lated: A olutely othing. It' a conditioned re o e. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Tra lated: "I have o idea how it works." "I WA LISTENING TO YOU. IT' JUST THAT I HAVE THING O MY MIND." Tra lated: "That girl tanding o the corner i a real abe." "TAKE A REAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." Tra lated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT' INTERESTING, DEAR." Tra lated: "Are you till talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW AD MY MEMORY IS." Tra lated: "I remember the theme ong to 'F Troop', the addre of the first girl I ever ki ed, and the vehicle identificatio umber of every car I've ever owned, ut I forgot your irthday." "I WA JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES." Tra lated: "The girl elling them o the corner wa a real abe." "OH, DON'T FU - I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT' O IG DEAL." Tra lated: "I have actually evered a limb, but will leed to death efore I admit that I'm hurt." "I CAN'T FIND IT." Tra lated: "It didn't fall into my outstretchedhands, o I'm completely cluele ." "WHAT DID I DO THI TIME?" Tra lated: "What did you catch me at?" "I HEARD YOU." Tra lated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just aid, and am hoping de erately that I ca fake it well enough o that you don't end the ext three day yelling at me." "YOU KNOW I COULD EVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE." Tra lated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could e worse." "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Tra lated: "Oh, God, lease don't try o onemore outfit, I'm tarving." "I'M OT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Tra lated: "No one will ever ee u alive again."